More reasons why I love Kenya, very creative indeed.
Someone is ‘sleeping’ for 13 days??? ==> He is probably dead.
Someone is “driving” for 5 days. ==> Probably anaenda Rongai.
Someone is “happy” for one month. ==> Do they live in paradise.
Someone updates ‘Available’. ==> How free are they?
Someone is like from day 1 ‘Hey there. I am using WhatsApp.’ ==> I know! Thats why you are on my list.
Someone updates ‘Urgent calls only’. ==> Are you in the ambulance service?
Someone updates ‘Cant talk. WhatsApp only’. ==> Dude, throw away that phone.
Another say they are ‘At the gym’. ==> I wish too see their shape when they come out.
Another updates they are ‘In a meeting’ for like 6 months. ==> Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
Someone else says ‘Battery about to die’ for 3 months. ==> Boss kwani your battery is immortal.
Another lady updates ‘At the movies’ for the last 6 weeks. ==> Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
Share with us your current WhatsApp status in the comments box below, and tell us since when you’ve had it live. Let’s see how creative you are.